{"id":12829,"date":"2024-01-05T10:38:03","date_gmt":"2024-01-05T09:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/costops.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/05\/youtubes-video-games-are-almost-impossible-to-find-but-once-you-do-youll-wish-you-never-looked-dominik-diamond\/"},"modified":"2024-01-05T10:38:03","modified_gmt":"2024-01-05T09:38:03","slug":"youtubes-video-games-are-almost-impossible-to-find-but-once-you-do-youll-wish-you-never-looked-dominik-diamond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/costops.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/05\/youtubes-video-games-are-almost-impossible-to-find-but-once-you-do-youll-wish-you-never-looked-dominik-diamond\/","title":{"rendered":"YouTube\u2019s video games are almost impossible to find \u2013 but once you do, you\u2019ll wish you never looked | Dominik Diamond"},"content":{"rendered":"

After a labyrinth of menus as intuitive as dadaist poetry, players are rewarded with knockoffs of decades-old games too maliciously bad to have been designed by AI<\/p>\n

I am trying out YouTube Premium\u2019s games, but I can\u2019t find them. I assumed I would boot up the app and there would be a big red button saying GAMES \u2026 but no. I have to sign up to PREMIUM. Then find the YOUR PREMIUM BENEFITS section. Then find EXPERIMENTAL FEATURES and select TRY EXPERIMENTAL FEATURES. Then find the TRY GAMES ON YOUTUBE part therein and tap on TRY IT OUT. There is an EXPLORE tab and<\/em> a SEARCH tab just to make things as intuitive as dadaist poetry. I go through more menus than an entire series of Ramsay\u2019s Kitchen Nightmares. It was quicker to load up and play Lords of Midnight on the ZX Spectrum.<\/p>\n

When I find it, the GAMING section contains not games but a fetid hellscape of people alternately mumbling or shouting over video game playing. These must be those Content Creators. They\u2019re all torturous. I am sure they play these videos to those inmates at Guant\u00e1namo Bay who they can\u2019t break with Metallica songs. How many prisoners must have finally cracked while watching I DID THIS IN ZELDA AND MY NOSE FELL OFF FOR LOLZ by CoolRizz23.<\/p>\n

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\nAfter a labyrinth of menus as intuitive as dadaist poetry, players are rewarded with knockoffs of decades-old games too maliciously bad to have been designed by AI
\nI am trying out YouTube Premium\u2019s games, but I can\u2019t find them. I assumed I would boot up the app and there would be a big red button saying GAMES \u2026 but no. I have to sign up to PREMIUM. Then find the YOUR PREMIUM BENEFITS section. Then find EXPERIMENTAL FEATURES and select TRY EXPERIMENTAL FEATURES. Then find the TRY GAMES ON YOUTUBE part therein and tap on TRY IT OUT. There is an EXPLORE tab and a SEARCH tab just to make things as intuitive as dadaist poetry. I go through more menus than an entire series of Ramsay\u2019s Kitchen Nightmares. It was quicker to load up and play Lords of Midnight on the ZX Spectrum.
\nWhen I find it, the GAMING section contains not games but a fetid hellscape of people alternately mumbling or shouting over video game playing. These must be those Content Creators. They\u2019re all torturous. I am sure they play these videos to those inmates at Guant\u00e1namo Bay who they can\u2019t break with Metallica songs. How many prisoners must have finally cracked while watching I DID THIS IN ZELDA AND MY NOSE FELL OFF FOR LOLZ by CoolRizz23. Continue reading…Technology | The Guardian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After a labyrinth of menus as intuitive as dadaist poetry, players are rewarded with knockoffs of decades-old games too maliciously bad to have been designed by AI I am trying out YouTube Premium\u2019s games, but I can\u2019t find them. I assumed I would boot up the app and there would be a big red button …<\/p>\n

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