{"id":1373,"date":"2021-05-05T18:41:09","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T16:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/costops.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/05\/jack-vening-the-10-funniest-things-i-have-ever-seen-on-the-internet\/"},"modified":"2021-05-05T18:41:09","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T16:41:09","slug":"jack-vening-the-10-funniest-things-i-have-ever-seen-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/costops.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/05\/jack-vening-the-10-funniest-things-i-have-ever-seen-on-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack Vening: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)"},"content":{"rendered":"

So many hours spent on the internet, so many bizarre and incredible things for this Australian comedian to show you <\/p>\n

Do you remember a time when you weren\u2019t on the internet? I sure don\u2019t, or at least the special version they gave us at gifted school so we did not become Troubled.<\/p>\n

But sometimes I wonder if it\u2019s healthy to scrape every organic second of my day and deposit it into my computer\u2019s protein tray in exchange for my Mandatory Web Hours. I do my little media job on the internet. I write my little stupid fiction stories and my very funny and well regarded Tinyletter<\/a> here. I know if my ancestors could see me they would hoot angrily on their bone-trumpets and fill my T-shirt with the semi-poison berries. Sometimes, I dream I\u2019m tilling the land with my 10 identical sons and daughters \u2013 cultivating, I don\u2019t know, silverbeet, who gives a shit \u2013 but the dream always falters when I get to the part where I must clean myself up for supper and realise I don\u2019t know how to use a non-wifi tap.<\/p>\n

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\nSo many hours spent on the internet, so many bizarre and incredible things for this Australian comedian to show you
\nDo you remember a time when you weren\u2019t on the internet? I sure don\u2019t, or at least the special version they gave us at gifted school so we did not become Troubled.
\nBut sometimes I wonder if it\u2019s healthy to scrape every organic second of my day and deposit it into my computer\u2019s protein tray in exchange for my Mandatory Web Hours. I do my little media job on the internet. I write my little stupid fiction stories and my very funny and well regarded Tinyletter here. I know if my ancestors could see me they would hoot angrily on their bone-trumpets and fill my T-shirt with the semi-poison berries. Sometimes, I dream I\u2019m tilling the land with my 10 identical sons and daughters \u2013 cultivating, I don\u2019t know, silverbeet, who gives a shit \u2013 but the dream always falters when I get to the part where I must clean myself up for supper and realise I don\u2019t know how to use a non-wifi tap. Continue reading…Technology | The Guardian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So many hours spent on the internet, so many bizarre and incredible things for this Australian comedian to show you Do you remember a time when you weren\u2019t on the internet? I sure don\u2019t, or at least the special version they gave us at gifted school so we did not become Troubled. But sometimes I …<\/p>\n

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