{"id":15721,"date":"2024-08-30T09:37:57","date_gmt":"2024-08-30T07:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/costops.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/30\/our-family-mario-kart-tournaments-are-back-can-i-avoid-getting-pasted-dominik-diamond\/"},"modified":"2024-08-30T09:37:57","modified_gmt":"2024-08-30T07:37:57","slug":"our-family-mario-kart-tournaments-are-back-can-i-avoid-getting-pasted-dominik-diamond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/costops.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/30\/our-family-mario-kart-tournaments-are-back-can-i-avoid-getting-pasted-dominik-diamond\/","title":{"rendered":"Our family Mario Kart tournaments are back \u2013 can I avoid getting pasted? | Dominik Diamond"},"content":{"rendered":"

Years ago, I could confidently beat my kids at Earth\u2019s ultimate multiplayer game, but those days are gone. Or are they?<\/p>\n

I am dying. Either aged 84 or 54, according to the two extremes of life expectancy calculator I found online, which is worrying because I am 55 in December. I\u2019m running out of time to do the things I dream of: see Machu Picchu; find a good vegan sausage; beat my kids at Mario Kart again.<\/p>\n

It was our number one family game until they started massacring me so gleefully I was forced into acts of petty revenge: namely, taking things of theirs they loved and secretly giving them to charity shops. They still miss that cat.<\/p>\n

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\nYears ago, I could confidently beat my kids at Earth\u2019s ultimate multiplayer game, but those days are gone. Or are they?
\nI am dying. Either aged 84 or 54, according to the two extremes of life expectancy calculator I found online, which is worrying because I am 55 in December. I\u2019m running out of time to do the things I dream of: see Machu Picchu; find a good vegan sausage; beat my kids at Mario Kart again.
\nIt was our number one family game until they started massacring me so gleefully I was forced into acts of petty revenge: namely, taking things of theirs they loved and secretly giving them to charity shops. They still miss that cat. Continue reading…Technology | The Guardian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Years ago, I could confidently beat my kids at Earth\u2019s ultimate multiplayer game, but those days are gone. Or are they? I am dying. Either aged 84 or 54, according to the two extremes of life expectancy calculator I found online, which is worrying because I am 55 in December. I\u2019m running out of time …<\/p>\n

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