{"id":891,"date":"2021-03-18T01:52:27","date_gmt":"2021-03-18T00:52:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/costops.com\/index.php\/2021\/03\/18\/nikki-britton-the-10-funniest-things-i-have-ever-seen-on-the-internet\/"},"modified":"2021-03-18T01:52:27","modified_gmt":"2021-03-18T00:52:27","slug":"nikki-britton-the-10-funniest-things-i-have-ever-seen-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/costops.com\/index.php\/2021\/03\/18\/nikki-britton-the-10-funniest-things-i-have-ever-seen-on-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"Nikki Britton: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)"},"content":{"rendered":"

We ask Australian comedians to liven up our day with comedy gems. Here\u2019s what Nikki Britton<\/strong> sent us<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll not waste too much of your time here. There is nothing funnier than an obnoxious dad, three beers in at a barbecue, dominating the kids\u2019 trampoline, only to misstep and get his scrotum pinched in the springs. Nothing. It is comedy perfection. The slapstick physicality, the status drop, the schadenfreude. *chef\u2019s kiss*<\/em><\/p>\n

Unfortunately, these clips are harder to come across that you\u2019d think. And, if you do a Google search for \u201cscrotal pinch\u201d you\u2019re in for a bit of spice. I expect most of these wonders are locked deep in a dusty vault in the basement at Channel Nine. The only way it might be opened is if Shelley Craft and Toni Pearen meet by the midnight moon and chant the spell: \u201cYou\u2019re dinky-di true blue, the funny things you do. Australia, Australia, this is you.\u201d Then combine their separate halves of the only key that opens the lock. (If you did not live through the 90s in Australia you won\u2019t get this reference, and I can\u2019t help you.)<\/p>\n

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\nWe ask Australian comedians to liven up our day with comedy gems. Here\u2019s what Nikki Britton sent us
\nI\u2019ll not waste too much of your time here. There is nothing funnier than an obnoxious dad, three beers in at a barbecue, dominating the kids\u2019 trampoline, only to misstep and get his scrotum pinched in the springs. Nothing. It is comedy perfection. The slapstick physicality, the status drop, the schadenfreude. *chef\u2019s kiss*
\nUnfortunately, these clips are harder to come across that you\u2019d think. And, if you do a Google search for \u201cscrotal pinch\u201d you\u2019re in for a bit of spice. I expect most of these wonders are locked deep in a dusty vault in the basement at Channel Nine. The only way it might be opened is if Shelley Craft and Toni Pearen meet by the midnight moon and chant the spell: \u201cYou\u2019re dinky-di true blue, the funny things you do. Australia, Australia, this is you.\u201d Then combine their separate halves of the only key that opens the lock. (If you did not live through the 90s in Australia you won\u2019t get this reference, and I can\u2019t help you.) Continue reading…Technology | The Guardian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We ask Australian comedians to liven up our day with comedy gems. Here\u2019s what Nikki Britton sent us I\u2019ll not waste too much of your time here. There is nothing funnier than an obnoxious dad, three beers in at a barbecue, dominating the kids\u2019 trampoline, only to misstep and get his scrotum pinched in the …<\/p>\n

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